pishposhspice:

my roommate is 2 days younger than me so i’ve gotten into the habit of saying “when i was your age..” and then describing what i did 2 days ago

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thespaceyadventures:

How you see yourself vs. How the world see you.

thespaceyadventures:

How you see yourself vs. How the world see you.

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http://foreveralonelyguy.com/post/98871816866/squidwurdtoyourmother-ifightformyfriends

squidwurdtoyourmother:

ifightformyfriends:

lesbiangrandmas:

randomfandomteacher:

heretical-hypothetical:

artigosaurus:

queen-of-dork:

i-am-a-cat-eins-zwei-drei:

debisanacronym1:

WHY ARE NONE OF YOU FUCKERS FLIPPING SHIT?!?

NASA HAS…

saltwaterandink:

lesb1an:

He is cute as shit

Kids React To: The sudden realization of their own mortality

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liquidglue:

I’d like to thank Bo Burnham for the best vine ever created 

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kansama:

weavemunchers:

i wonder if china has fancy plates called america

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oldmancaleb:


Peach’s panties were deemed to risque for a young audience in the 3DS version of Super Smash Bros. Instead, children playing the game will be welcomed to T H E V O I D

oldmancaleb:

Peach’s panties were deemed to risque for a young audience in the 3DS version of Super Smash Bros. Instead, children playing the game will be welcomed to T H E V O I D

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beerito:

are u in love with me? no?? *slides u a chocolate pudding* how about now?

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