automatically:

when your teacher wishes you good luck before an exam

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theanti90smovement:

im  dropping out of school to become a full time piece of shit

(via communistbakery)

dietcrush:

my friend’s dog was sick and couldn’t get up so they were gonna put him down and as his final supper they got him a big mac and when the dog smelled it he shot up and ate it in one bite and lived for three more years

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aperturemurder:

toiletseatpube:

earthdad:

the rise and fall

Tale as old as time

"Also, the artist was punched in the face."

amazing

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dlubes:

cyberjock:

cooldudebro:

dude what if all our skin was like ballsack skin

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Delete this

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tupacvevo:

tupacvevo:

someone give me a job

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i was thinking something in retail

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wigglytuffer:

first things first i’m

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